In keeping with the spookiness of Halloween we thought it would be fun to post some of the scary sides of bookkeeping:
1. All of your checks are coded to “Miscellaneous”, “Ask my accountant”, or “Who the hell knows”
2. Your idea of upgrading your accounting system is moving from a shoebox to a rubber maid tub
3. Your retirement plan goes by the acronym GA LOTTO
4. You think a bank reconciliation is having to apologize for being late on a loan payment
5. Your idea of a long term financial goal is making next weeks payroll
6. When billing your customers you replaced the word “invoice” with “pay or die”
7. You try to expense a 88″ flat screen TV because it helped you see the “big picture”
8. When asked about debits and credit you reply you have one of each kind of card in your wallet
9. You believe a tax shelter is where homeless accountants live
10. You think Depreciation is some type of mental disorder